Franzen may be humorless, but his fiction is far less rapey, so there's that.

I used this before, but the clear answer is Octocock.

I'm willing to bet that Cosby's lawyers are fighting hard for a plea bargain at this point, so I bet it may not go to trial still, unfortunately.

Unfortunately, teeth don't weigh that much.

I've been on a bit of a P.G. Wodehouse kick, after having read Joy in the Morning and Something Fresh. The first is a Jeeves and Wooster book, and the second is the first Blandings Castle book. Both books were quite fun and silly. I find it astonishing that he wrote 70 novels and a couple dozen short story collections…

I ready Confederacy of Dunces recently, after a couple of failed attempts. It was a slog. It's not even that I find Ignatius sympathetic or unsympathetic. I just found his voice (and the voice of almost every character in the book) to be incredibly contrived, and the language was way less funny than it thought it was.

Yeah, he comes across as more exhausting than contemptible, and definitely just deserves to be made fun of. Dr. Luke, on the other hand, deserves to be trapped in an elevator with Tik Tok on repeat for the rest of his natural life.

The production design was really lovely! That is all.

This ISN'T The Dark Tower XXX? Well, I obviously bought the wrong thing. *throws video into garbage*

It worked for James Franco! He's a completely different man now, right? Right?

Getting a degree is also known as getting a Hummer. I'll let myself out.

Thanks for sharing your inconsequential opinions.

I prefer the term Dirt Kids.

I mentioned this in a previous post, but I was in a comedy troupe with her in college, where I did a pretty embarassing yellowface character (that was also a blatant ripoff of a character from SCTV.) I always assumed that the idea was hers and was essentially stolen from my stupid sketches. Not that I have any proof…

Here's some money, Ant Man. Go see a Star War.

Apparently there is a show on BBC Three called Two Pints of Lager and A Packet of Crisps, so yes.

The first question any architect will need to ask is, how easy will it be to navigate this space while drunk?

It means nothing to me, but it really pisses me off. The internet in a single sentence.

The implication being that people only enjoy the kind of weather that happens on their birthday. Which is stupid.

Or on Lifetime, Not Without My Bitches