Mark Cuban is the answer to absolutely nothing.

Which still doesn't add up to much. There are so many Republican candidates at this point that no one is really rising to a level that means much of anything. At this point in the last presidential campaign, I think Rick Perry was in first place.

Because you like things that are entertaining.

These things are decided by a series of blow jobs.

"So I told her this was a barium wheatgrass enema, but it was really just a room temperature McDonalds Chocolate Shake. Sucker…"

I assume you meant to post this in one of the articles about Green Lantern.

Ted Nugent?

You are infringing on my religious freedom by disagreeing with me.

That's already been accomplished by the fact that they are brandishing the Stars and Bars.

Disgusting.

Roberto Benigni as Will Graham

He's not wearing the mask, so never mind….

Leads are for closers, Internet!

It's OK. It is finished.

It is a sign that someone is on your lawn.

Yeah, the production design is really outstanding, but it's still a very hard sell. "That is the most impressive human beehive I've ever seen!"

In the spectrum of weird Japanese things, this barely even registers.

Years of obsessively reading Spy Magazine have always made me think of him as "short-fingered vulgarian Donald Trump."

I remember back when they actually put perfume in the air conditioning.

That pageant was bullshit.