A chair.

I could imagine a pretty great script based on his autobiography, Beneath The Underdog, which is a hilarious and odd piece of work. Either that or it could be an adaptation of his training materials on teaching cats to use the toilet.

OK! ALRIGHT!

YEAH! FINE!

I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Kickstarters of the world, unite and take over.

Aww, that'd never happ-

Well sure, but considering that Kanye himself is talking about how much compromise he has to make to make his sponsors happy, it seems that a successful artist must compromise his or her ideals if they want to grab the brass ring. I just think that his self pity about that fact is kind of pathetic.

Snerdexy

For the rest of us… not so much.

I also think there's tons of merit to a streaming service that actually reasonably compensates artists for their work. But this was never really going to be that, unless you were already massively successful.

And how has it repayed him? Oh yeah, with millions upon millions of dollars.

Kanye's idea of artistry is obviously connected to Worthington's Law.

How noble of him to give us his opinions.

Most people I know prefer velocipedes to bicycles and they are all dead.

See? My comment upthread was correct!

There is! It's called masturbation.

Those Cambodia Rocks albums are great, but I also really love a bunch of the stuff that Sublime Frequencies put out that features some of this music. Their recordings go a little farther afield than just Cambodia (Sumatra, Thailand, etc.), and many of the bands mix the more straight ahead surf rock stuff with more…

I bet that Tom got some kind of agreement in the divorce that she wouldn't do that. Why else wouldn't she have said anything yet?

I always thought that thing looked like a giant lamprey.

Yeah, one of the things that I'm finding appealing about the teasers to the new film is how much better the battle scenes look compared to the prequels. Instead of having 16 million random things happening all over the screen all the time, there are actually places to focus your attention.

Well if we're going to blame people for making monsters that look like body parts, then H R Giger and Ridley Scott are clearly misandrists.