It's only treated as sacrosanct inasmuch as it costs a ton of money to acquire. Which is as good a definition of contemporary "high" art as you're gonna get, I guess.

The preferred term among fans is Trekker. *adjusts glasses*

I can understand how that role could be an albatross around someone's neck. Only Harrison Ford, James Earl Jones, and Alec Guiness were really able to step out from under their roles in Star Wars in their later career, the latter two because they were well known actors to begin with (and because Jones was just doing…

Wow, what the hell are you on about?

Exactly. Only go to the goldfish for financial advice. You need to talk to that wet spot on the ceiling for marital advice.

Or better still, Chinese broccoli. I just made some fried rice last week, and as always, gailan was in the mix.

Just tree more puns and we'll be done.

A rap, a rap, a-rap-a-rap rap!

Yeah, I'm about halfway through the first season, and the whole thing is just a bunch of red herrings. I'm enjoying it enough to finish, but it's definitely got some problems.

Yeah, yeah. People who enjoy things are terrible.

Sorry, Craig.

There's a difference?

*record scratch*

At least the meth addled rantings of Phillip K. Dick are occasionally funny.

Yeah, at this point, he's one of the few things still holding the church together. Apparently their membership has dropped into the tens of thousands, so if he were to bail, it would be a major blow.

Plot twist: The coffee is actually terrible.

Paul Blart: Dom Douche

I just finished watching both of these episodes, and while I was watching the first one, I thought, "That AV Club article better not be about John Cena."

I'm not going to speak to their lyrics, but musically, they drastically changed the landscape of pop music. My old music teacher used to talk about how the Beatles made life more difficult for cover bands, because bands used to covering the pop music of the period were suddenly confronted with unusual chords, odd time…

All of my jazz loving pals hate the movie for its focus on speed and technical precision above musicianship, and for the ridiculous fact that the kid's main influence is Buddy Rich. But I still want to see J.K. Simmons yelling, so I'm gonna see it.