They are an all metal Jimmy Buffett cover band.

Considering how his tenure at the show ended (he got fired after saying that working with the new cast was "like watching old men die.") It comes as no shock.

That's not all you smell.

Joyce's letters to his wife are hilariously dirty. Dude loves the smell of her farts.

Who wants gravy?

Jeez!

Now say chowder!

They really should have hired John Waters.

The hero whose superpowers include hemophilia. He'll get that villain's cape covered with blood. Think of the drycleaning bills!

The Daily Show with Someone Slightly Less Terrible than Craig Kilborn

People play Monopoly until the end of the game? Usually, we're all crying in separate rooms long before that happens.

No. But she's got normal, relatable lawyers.

It also shows that playing the game of Monopoly only ends with misery for the whole family. That's gotta count for something.

Well, to be fair, they probably did mock all the kids for being weak.

Those roto toms don't come cheap!

This is an amazing and funny movie, but oh my God, that wig and makeup.

Plus, you should win stuff by watching.

He looks more like one of the guys who will be paid less than minimum wage to harvest the plants for Beyonce.

This was a terrible mistake when I went to see Shoah.

These are all acceptable exclamations: