I came here for a Randy Jackson pitchy joke, and I was not disappointed.

"Space!" is a perfectly good replacement for "Shit!" or "Fuck!"

Yeah, it may be a group effort (what film isn't?) but one of the easiest ways to kill the work of a skilled comedian is to edit it poorly. If you can't achieve good comic timing in your editing, you are going to do your actors and your script a disservice. Nolan is smart to know his limitations.

He's more clever than cerebral. I've liked some of his work, but even the most conceptual stuff is not terribly deep.

Straw? Stupid townies….

His hairpiece survives unharmed.

Actually, despite all the weirdness going on, these books are pretty much psychological thrillers.

I'm just starting the last volume, but having known that these were being optioned, I've been wondering how they are going to pull off the second volume. The first would make a great and creepy thriller, but the second, though really creepy and good, is so much about one character's psychological state, and so little…

Of course, I could just poke our eyes out with knitting needles and live in a sensory deprivation tank, but that would mean that no one else would hear my complaining. Pass.

My phone does not distract me enough. I still must occasionally acknowledge the outside world. Google Glass will solve that problem by never leaving my field of vision.

Sure revolutionary music exists, but nobody is listening to it.

It's just a way to distinguish it from cheese that comes from an animal.

I think the fundamental problem was Nucky. Outside of his desire to be a crime lord, he didn't really have much of a character. I haven't seen this season yet (I just finished season 4), but throughout the series, Nucky's personal story doesn't really resonate because he is so fundamentally distant from everyone…

That's so cis is my favirote heteronormative sitcom.

*audience gasps, applauds politely*

Plus butts. Butts are always fair game.

It sure is. I mean, where's the nacho cheese? Shouldn't they bread and deep fry the whole thing? Does it come with mayonnaise for dipping?

Other than being related to Larry Ellison, sure.

Reminds me of this from Fawllty Towers that I'm probably misquoting:

And on the other side, my favorite song about the shittiness of being a rock star is "They Call it Rock" by Nick Lowe/Rockpile.