Here is my "I am an old weird music nerd" mix.
Devo - O No
Astor Piazzolla - Contrabajismo
Lester Bowie’s Brass Fantasy - God Bless the Child
Uri Caine Ensemble - Goldberg Variations: Aria
Nat and Cannonball Adderley - Jeannie
Eyvind Kang - Asa Tru
The Residents - The Electrocutioner

Most of the kids are hanging out in front of the Joan Holloway action figure in the next aisle.

Stay out of my toy-ritory!

Embouchure you want to start another pun thread?

My script for The Insufferable Kathleen Battle sits here gathering dust.

You are true American heroes.

Hiring? You're fired.

Gandalf of us please calm down about this?

*faints*

My favorite mistranslation story is when Coke decided to translate their slogan "Coke Adds Life" into Chinese, what it actually read was something to the effect of "Coke Brings Your Ancestors Back From The Dead."

First gay marriage, then marijuana, then…
*plays shitty guitar*

I live in Washington, and it's been a really different story here. In Seattle, there are exactly three shops open, and have persistent issues with keeping it in stock. Apparently farmers and storeowners are having a difficult time navigating the regulations associated with the new law. Which is funny, because there…

I could join in on this pun thread, but eid rather not.

One time at Disneyland, the backs of my legs were so sunburnt that I couldn't stand still without them cramping up, so I was forced to hop like a madman in all the lines. Then, as I was entering Frontierland through an awning, a hornet or wasp flew into my ear and stung me a bunch of times. It was still the magic…

As I told your mom, spiked dildos do not count as candy.

"Where's my honey!"

And it no longer has a People Mover.

Yeah, that's definitely true, but the look of Twin Peaks was so distinct (well, distinct despite that it's very similar to the Douglas Sirk meets Francis Bacon style of Blue Velvet that Lynch helped create) that it would be hard to achieve with the kind of loose, handheld stuff that was so much a part of Inland…

I agree that it's not a reflection of what could come of a third season with Lynch at the helm. My cautious optimism has more to do with the fact that we're so many years past the last episode, and the whole thing is supposed to take place 25 years after what was essentially a cliffhanger. It seems like it would be…

I really do think that the season suffers most because of the reveal of Laura's killer, and Lynch has said as much in interviews. The end of the season does a great job of redeeming it right at the end, but in the meantime, there's a lot of boring, silly nonsense about James Hurley and Miss Twin Peaks to slog…