My spam filter knows it very well.

I can never think about that movie without thinking of the brilliant punk who changed the marquee at the movie theater I worked at so it said He's Shaving a Baby.

Two peanuts were walking down the strasse… and one of them was a salted…. peanut.

I think Godot is done. We'd be seeing a lot more pictures of him and Patrick Stewart roaming around NYC if it was still going on. I saw it back in March, and it was really great.

It just makes me think of stories I've heard of when he was younger and still using heroin, and would accidentally fall down a flight of stairs and then get up like nothing happened.

I've seen that tactic used all over San Francisco. Weirdly enough, you can hear more classical music by wandering through the Tenderloin than in any other part of the City.

Yes. The first thing that comes to mind for me is, "Quiet you!"

And Aunt Esther, played by the great Lawanda Page.

Men be lumberjackin' it, amirite?

Unbiased review of everything: "If you like this sort of thing, you will enjoy this. Otherwise, steer clear."

Well, at least part of you stood up.

Custard.

Best use of Kid Rock is a pretty low bar, but they did manage it, mainly because it's so short.

Tire guys retiring is so tired.

Crackpot is worth it for the essay about Christmas alone. The rest of it is pretty great, too, but that is one of the funniest essays ever put to paper.

Absolutely. The group in that Rome video is near the top of the list of bands I regret having never seen live.

I remember seeing it at a small movie theater called the Lumiere in San Francisco when it was initially released. It's the only movie I've ever seen where people were standing up and dancing in the aisles. So great.

They don't make nacho cheese flavored Peeps. Get on that, R&D!

Whittle.

O'Neal's got enough Dan in Real Life Part 2 material for a season or two, right?