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Shaudere

Morbo is pleased but sticky.

The exact same quote? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within the AV Club?

Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
Homer: Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka… Bob Dole.

The A.V. Club
Oh, no. What have I done? What am I doing? What will I do?

The A.V. Club

No one here is fans of Puns Along the Mohawk?

South Park did it!

Allusions yadda yadda yadda

I sleep in a racing car, do you?

Great Job! Intern ET.

They did. It wasn't funny.

All I got was a Nissan notice.

I think it should be ShigellaHERPES

They were going to make a doll of you but then got distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.

He's no Otm Shank

Shut up you stupid nerds, he's trying to save you money on long distance calls.

The Buzz Aldrin figure is cursed!

This looks like a job for Wes Welker!