Given declining numbers in recent years, I feel like team's reasons for dropping him were based on his salary and not basic morality. I doubt they would have had the fortitude to drop him in his prime.

Won't somebody please think of the goddamned children!

Well, I wrecked the gate, but you don't hear me bragging.

I avoid them as people tend to ask too many nosy questions like "Who are you?" and "Why are you not wearing any pants?".

It's good to know that gigolos are still professionals even on Labor Day.

Are you telling me that the steel cage match between Greta Van Susteren and Megyn Kelly was staged?

They are not mutually exclusive activities.

I saw this as a double feature with Mars Attacks!. There is no way I would have any positive memories of Space Jam.

King Ralph. Or is that just me?

This is a judgement free zone. I had confusing thoughts about The Tasmanian Devil myself

That must be a Perl of a movie if you can see his Python.

1493: 2 Conquest 2 Paradise

Don't feel bad. I too have been banned from the library.

Barth: What do you think is in the pizzas?

Which part is bumming you out? The killing of an unarmed African American teenager following the NYPD killing someone with an illegal choke hold following …, the complete trampling of the first and forth amendments by the police, the over militarization of police departments in both large cities and small towns, or…

Well the program did successfully end drug use in the US.

Daryl Gates has to be on the Mount Rushmore of worst police chiefs though.

Choosing the worst and most corrupt LAPD police chief would be like selecting the least funny NBC sitcom

I'm surprised he hasn't applied for a job with the Ferguson PD. I believe that is their official motto

Yeah it's a shame he can't literally shoot his mouth off.