I believe the police have ruled everyone in America as suspects with plausible motives.

The show could have starred Richard Belzer or at least been about one of Munch's kin

I'd be cowardly and lion if I said I wan't a little curious in seeing how bad this show really was

I would go with chlamydiot.

Kittens give Morbo gas

"What almost killed the Batman movie franchise? Joel Schumacher"

Rob Ford last left the country.

I think it is best to Informer about yourself first

That makes a lot of cents

Bluftoni! Bluftoni! Honk honk.

"Quoi?"

Heyyy thereeee, blimpy boy! Flying through the sky so fancy free!

I demand the unaltered holiday specials as they were meant to be seen.

Lizzing with Liz Lemon

$68,000 is a little rich for my blood. How much do I have to pay to experience Eastbound & Down?

I plan on drinking either some Eagle Rare bourbon or some Dalmore scotch.

I would think drinking like a man would consist of drinking Military Special Vodka straight from the bottle or sampling assorted toilet wines

Stephen Pearcy, why have you forsaken me?!?

Burns: And this doorknob, properly turned, will allow us access to the cabin.
Homer: No going through the window for us!

Shalom Shalom