I just want to know who was on that grand jury in NY. There was clear video evidence of the cop killing Eric Gardner and a coroner's report calling it a homicide. This was obviously murder. Did the entire jury consist of John Turturro's character from Do the Right Thing?

Or as it's known by the NYPD: standards and best practices. At least the murdering part.

The following tale is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

On the Shermometer this film rates an absolute zero! BRRR!

Now I am imaging a school taught by Waldorf and Statler.

Talk about being Groucho. Well no need to Harpo on about it.

The rate is much higher on the Fox News and Yahoo comments sections. I'd say it's 1 in 100. On Brietbart I think it is 1 in 10.

How about a band full of only slide whistles and Screamin' Jay Hawkins impersonators?

True, but the dog from the Air Bud movies is one

I Choo-Choo-Choose You

R is for recidivism and it is not good enough for me.

Oh, I get it! I get jokes!

I like the idea of Hannity as the Bizarro Colbert. "You am not Colbert. ME AM COLBERT."

I knew it. Given his crying ability I always assumed he was distant relative of Squirtle

There is a group of people who continue to reelect Steve King, Louie Gohmert, Darrell Issa, John Kline, Joe Barton….

You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means

I am waiting for Louis Gohmert's take

He truly is a modern day Mr. Scratch.

Are we not men? We are Devo!

While I have not seen any of his comedies, he is one of my favorite directors. Mad Detective, PTU, and Exiled are my favorites.