Leatherface the Nation

I think Leatherface has Stihl got it

Studio execs have bratwurst ideas to fruition

I think this will provide a young actor with a truly meaty role.

Some people love the Muldering smell of an old book

But it has significantly affected the state of Texas

Can we please stop fighting? We're starting to hurt innocent perverts.

Wong guy. I'm not sure why Limehouse would have a beef with Kevin Hart though.

I'd give him a plaque if he succeeded

She always was Ronnie's Mummy [heh heh]

That was Nancy Reagan? Because I could swear it was The Crypt Keeper.

Hugs and Drugs. But mainly Drugs.

Of corpse you're not. But keep trying and soon you will have everyone in stitches.

Elizabeth Bennet:
Mister Fry, they tell me you're quite the oddity, a bachelor at your age.

You're lion.

Except for the geeks who bit the heads off of chickens or as portrayed in Nightmare Alley.

Bureaucrat Benjamin J. Robinson, you are technically correct — the best kind of correct.

The 1960s version of Richard Nixon called. AROOOOOOOO!!!!

You think we need a key? I guess someone's never been locked in a dog crate and thrown overboard for displeasing the Sheik.

You sir are a modern day Oedipus