I'm from Maryland and I am offended we were not included on that list. We at least can top Rhode Island.

Babou, Krieger, or Ron Cadillac

Damn it! I could have been named Radar or Hawkeye.

I thought Look Who's Conjuring Too was a little formulaic.

These were all I could find. I'm thinking: goggles, yes; shovels, I don't know how or why we'd use them.

Movies:
A Hard Days Night: Is Richard Lester a critically underrated director? I still need to see The Knack and Petulia but I really enjoyed this and The Bed Sitting Room.

They could also remember the 1090s BC. THANKS RAMESSES XI

Steve King, Joe Barton, and David "Mr. Family Values" Vitter deserve honorable mentions.

We would no longer have Louie Gohmert, America's dumbest congressman.

Current GOP gubernatorial candidate, Greg Abbot, believes that if people want to know which dangerous chemicals are stored within their communities all they need to do is drive around and ask. Most companies would gladly provide this information to complete strangers and there is no need for the state government to…

Are you Mormon?

I think I'll watch Nashville and maybe Ace in the Hole.

Freedom fries are that much now?

In all fairness this is classy by northern Florida standards.

Mono … D'oh!

This all goes back to the Frank Wallbanger case of '78. How about
that! I looked something up! These books behind me don't just make the
office look good, they're filled with useful legal tidbits just like
that!

Fred Sonja

Liberals? I would have called them the Chuzzwazzers

Frothy the Snowman

Rick Santorum is literally full of himself.