He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness

I thought he was taking a job with the Prussian consulate in Siam?

Cletus: Hey, Brandine! You might could wear these to your job interview.
Brandine: And scuff up the topless dancin' runway? Naw, you best bring 'em back from where you got 'em.

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He hasn't got shit all over him

I hate everything but Matlock. Oooh! It's on now.

He is the one who Francos!

Bart: Milhouse…Milhouse, wake up, quick! Look out the window.
Milhouse: No way, Bart. If I lean over, I leave myself open to wedgies, wet willies, or even the dreaded rear-admiral!

Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

I prefer to remain ignorant myself: Donetsk, don't tell.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: You, ensign. What's your name?
Hugh Man: Hugh Man, sir.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Hugh Man? Now that's a name you can trust. Run down to the central battle computer and enter these codes. Chop, chop!

It's best to not get too bothered and just have a Loki attitude about these threads.

Remember to rehydrate and drink plenty of aqua, man.

What kind of Joker creates these pun threads? They really are becoming a Bane in the ass.

Exactly because this is the AV Club comments section and not a Seth Macfarlane screenplay.

10 Grand

W.: The Sideshow Bob rake gag of presidents

Wall Street: Infinity Gems Never Sleep

I think we are heading in more Brave New World direction with a touch of Idiocracy.

Madame Bovine-ary