I think you just provided Kevin Williamson with the idea for his next show.

Your indolence is inefficacious!

Aw, isn't that cute, a baby driving a car. Oh, look there's a dog driving a bus!

they got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr five dollars??!!!? get outta here

Smithers: Mr. Burns, 48 rings, are you all right? What did Simpson do to you?
Burns: Nothing other than drive me to distraction with his incompetent boobery. Terrible at everything, a complete moron!

Homer: Here are your messages:
"You have 30 minutes to move your car",
"You have 10 minutes",
"Your car has been impounded",
"Your car has been crushed into a cube",
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube".

I can't wait for Untitled Kevin Williamson Psychological Thriller. Classic Highsmith.

Network TV I don't need you. I don't need anything. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle
game and that's all I need… And this remote control. - The ashtray,
the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need…

That's too good. I would say season 4 is the Battle for the Planet of the Apes or Looks Who's Talking Now.

Firefly or Party Down take the top spot for how much a show getting prematurely cancelled crushed me. I'll miss Community but like New Radio it did have a good run.

#fiveseaonsbutletspretendseasonfourneverhappened

I just learned that Gerard Butler and this 2x4 I found on the side of the road were two different objects.

Oh Crimea river

I'm seeing double here, four Lt. Broccoli's!

I'll take my chances in the mystery wall!

Don't worry, son. I'm sure he's in heaven right now laughing it up with the other celebrities. John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Josef Stalin…

*throws quarter into cup*

Arrr! That's Handsome Pete! He dances for nickles

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story.

I'm sorry. I'd love to be of assistance to you but I'm afraid I speak no English.