Hans: [running in] Uh, excuse me: I'd like to request $17 for a push-broom rebristling. [shows broom with no bristles on it]
Burns: Why, it's that delightful TV leprechaun. I'm going to get your Lucky Charms. [starts a drill]
Hans: Oh, no: my brains

Yeah I would prefer to go drinking with Art myself. Or maybe even Judge Mike Reardon

You could always go drinking with The Narrator and get some Sioux City Sarsaparillas.

Survey says …! You have one strike and we asked one hundred people things that would like to see on a Cinemax TV show.

Arr! This picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.

As long as they have Woody Allen as a neurotic Matzah Ball I am good

Sir, I represent the estate of The Beatles. I have a court order demanding an immediate halt to this unauthorized imitation. Boys!

I agree with Wild Strawberries and The Seventh Seal but would add The Magician as well.

Karate Kid 2: Xenuphobia

The AV Club
That boy's parents must have made some terrible mistakes.

Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated…but, like people, some of them are just jerks.

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security. That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting. Uh huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know, but…well, _try_ and have a merry Christmas.
[hangs up] They weren't home, uh huh. But I left a message on their answering…

Aren't you the same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?

I bet you think Ziggy has gotten too preachy, too!

While the profits from the domestic market may be apPauling they maybe able to Pierce the international box office

I don't think they are going to make a Penny with this. But I guess they will have to learn that the Hardaway.

P.A.: Alright, ladies! Prepare to be blown away by "Bang Bang" Bart!
Crowd: Boo!
Woman: You're fat!
Bart: Just more of me to love, honey.

Six Flags

*crosses the Rubicon*

Also I think that same son castrated him. Oddly the production of the story of Noah I saw in Lancaster, Pa chose to leave the part out.