God said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody-floody. [slams door]

Beelzebot: "Sorry Bender, you agreed to this when you joined our religion. If you sin, you go to robot hell…for all eternity!"

Homer: Is "TV Guide" a book?
Lisa: No.
Homer: "Son of Sniglet"?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Katherine Hepburn's "Me"?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Oh, I suck.

They've got these big chewy pretzels here … five dollars? Get outta here.

You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, @TheGhostOfDBoonsGhost:disqus , it's Chinatown.

The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice… like Urkel! And he appears every Friday night… like Urkel!

Take that, Mom!
Take that, Dad! Send me to a psychiatrist, will you?
Take that, Dr. Sally Waxler!

The AV Club? You can't eat that!

The AV Club

Lisa: Mom! I found Sideshow Bob's hideout and I got a secret message to the police and I had a blimp fall on me and I was in an atomic blast but I'm OK now!
Homer: Well, I wrecked the gate, but you don't hear me bragging. Now let's roll!

Uh…it's my first day!

Here Comes the Grudge starring Grudge Reinhold

Or he can just get cybernetically enhanced, so that his punches have the power of kicks

More importantly what was the sandwich?

I always assumed it was TV code for Ryan Seacrest

Amy Wong:
Professor, I have analyzed the movements of the aliens with this movement analyzer.

I am hoping for a romantic comedy starring Jessica Biel as a line cook desperately looking for the right man: I Can Has Cheezburger?

Are you saying that she does not work hard for the money? Does this mean we don't have to treat her right?

Only Knightboat and Taylor Swift is no crime-solving boat

Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking.