Milhouse: Thanks a lot. Now it's stuck on that haunted house.
Nelson: I heard a witch lives there.
Ralph: I heard a Frankenstein lives there.
Milhouse: You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies.

Lisa Simpson: And guess who's been practicing medicine without a license?
[Dr. Hibbert nervously pulls at his sweater neck]
Lisa Simpson: That's right. Homer Simpson.

Bah, I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!

Hee hee hee, I'm not saying it isn't sleazy, honey, but try to see it my way: all my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

Where else will you learn how to treat diseases like Bonus Eruptus?

The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes.
Wait a minute… statue of liberty… that was our planet. You maniacs,
you blew it up. Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

The People's Choice Awards?

Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?Glurmo: Why those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.

Re-release Sixteen Candles?

Who keeps saying that?

I told you! Flanders has it. Or Moe. Go kill Moe!

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Willy, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
Mr. VH: Er, I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in
advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly.
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in
one day.

Egghead likes his booky-books!

Wiggum: Aw, they're not so tough.
Lou: Um…Chief, that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the
high school basketball team.
Wiggum: Uh, yeah, well, he was turning into a monster. Yeah.

Jesus Christ! It's fucking Classic Minerals magazine!

Y'know, that dance wasn't as safe as they said it was

Oh, I love legitimate theater.

Does this mean there will finally be The Cape: The Musical? Six Seasons and a Broadway Musical!