Lyle Lanley: Now, I'm here to answer any questions you children may have about the monorail.
Kid: Can it outrun the flash?
Lyle Lanley: You bet.
Kid: Can superman outrun the flash?

Leela 1: Alright, you can be crummy universe A. And we'll be universe 1!
Fry 1: Or "The Mongooses," that's a cool team name. The Fighting Mongooses!

Lousy democrats.

I demand that they make Junior 2 with Jeff Foxworthy and Kane

Jingle All the Way 2: The Script was Greenlit Based on an Onion Headline

I am shocked. I assumed he was the opening act for Ray Jay Johnson in Branson, Mo.

Shouldn't the fact that even Sinbad felt this was beneath him be a sign that this should never have been made?

The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota

Are there any videos about their partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?

According to snpp this was the last episode of Homer communicating with his brain. Did
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-Annoyed-Grunt-cious have the last cartoon image of homer's thoughts?

See? Because of me, now they have a warning

Waah! No! It's dripping funny-smelling water all over me.

The A.V. Club: I'm not used to the laughter of children. It cuts through me like a dentist drill.

I am not so sure about Madman Moe's Pressure Cooker though

Ho, dude: you did not smile. We eat for free. Come on, Shoshanna, let's roll.

Homer: Bart, you didn't finish your spaghetti and Moe balls!
Homer's brain: Silence, you fool. It can be ours!

Let's make litter out of these literati!

Woozle Wuzzle?

If you loved Distant Voices, Still Lives you will love this one as well. I think these are two of the most beautiful, moving films I have seen. I have the BFI DVD version of each but I will probably get both on Blu-Ray.

Mr. Moviefone:
If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his
hover-Ferrari, press one. If you want Calculon to double-check his
paperwork, press two. Enter now.