@drdarke:disqus The trailer for this movie unironically describes it as "the next Forrest Gump". It may be even worse than you feared. I think it would be fair to call this the PF Chang's or Olive Garden of movies.

I mainly just watched stuff from Criterion.

I vaguely remember seeing Loose Canons and all I remember was a seen with him imitating some Loony Toons characters, I think. Did that come out around the same time as Second Sight or The Dream Team? Also in retrospect I am not sure Aykroyd was "acting".

12 Pegs-a-pegging

Merry Happy! Rumor has it that non-denominational Mister Winter is on his way to the avclub!

I derringer anyone to watch this show

I don't think they could even afford his non-union, Mexican equivalent.

I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.

You and your stories! Santa is not real! Beer kills brain cells! Now let's go back to that…building…thingie…where our beds and TV…is.

Her assumption that kids watch her show was my favorite part. Does she not realize the median age for her network is 86?

I'm not sure who gets Groundhog Day. Mole People or C.H.U.Ds?

He ate the fancy soaps in the bathroom?

Convince the world that his son is leading man material?

I think you gave Seth Macfarlane the title for his next medical comedy: Douche Doctor starring Seth Green

I assume at some point Werner Herzog will film a documentary of her experiences reviewing this show.

I would have to pick either The Killing of a Chinese Bookie or Faces.

The great trumpet will sound, and he will send out his angels to the four corners of the earth, and they will gather his chosen people to hear Brett Michaels perform "Talk Dirty to Me."

or Batman.

Then you definitely want to stay away from Alaska Distillery's smoked salmon flavored vodka

Yet those of us craving a Sbarro Pepperoni Pizza flavored vodka will still have to wait.