Tales from the Bitch

I'm assuming that Satan will sue Chris for defamation of character.

He's still allowed to throw himself through a window ala The Hudsucker Proxy tough right?

We still have Hostages and The Following. I assume those are The Penguin and Mad Hatter respectively?

I assume Georgia O'Keeffe paintings are terrifying to conservative evangelicals.

Also
Kent: That's according to a national survey ranking Springfield as the least popular city in America.
In science, dead last.
Skinner: I'm telling you people, the earth revolves around the sun!
Abe: Burn him! [lights the pyre]
Shutton: What a story! [takes a photo]
Abe: [chasing him] You've stolen my soul!

Isn't it just more fair to call an idiot an idiot regardless of how they lean politically? The anti-fluoridation crowd is really no different than the anti-vaccination, anti-global warming, anti-abortion, or anti-gun control groups. All these groups refuse to accept the majority of scientific opinion and most rely…

Portland tried to ban fluoride? I always thought this lunacy was restricted to small towns in Florida who were convinced that adding it to water was a pact between the government, the commies, and reverse vampires.

Why are they against The Gap? Is it too close in spelling to gape?

What brand of anal beads and vibrators do they endorse? I could not find the preferred brands on their official selections.

No one tell him that the woman he loved actually left him because he directed The Green Mile and The Majestic.

Does anyone actually like the taste of Country Time? It's the American cheese of lemonade.

Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

What about Team Discovery Chunnel?

This one is mine:
Facts are meaningless, you can use facts to prove anything that's
remotely true! Facts, schmacks.

Uh…this is Country Time lemonade mix. There's never been anything close to a lemon in it, I swear!

Slow down, ya sidewalk-surfin cube gleamers!

Marge: It's almost lunch time. Do you know where your brother is tutoring?

Hey! And no one manhandles the bosom chum of Nelson Muntz.

I would watch a show where Huell revealed the secrets of magicians with Kuby as his assistant.