@avclub-fc60a136f913b37653c638474dfe569e:disqus I thought you were joking and I did not know that was real.  Thank You.  Also: 
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! Behold!… Corn!
Steve: Okaaay… you know, this is pretty nice! Yeah, I am kinda hungry…
Dr. Weird: Good! Then let the mating BEGIN! Mwahahahahah!

Other than Bill Watterson how many other mainstream comic artists rejected all merchandising?

Ok this is where I want the Autobots added during the storming of the beaches at Normandy.

If anyone is still bummed, here is a shirtless Joe Biden washing his Trans Am.

Well I call it 0.041932071803 hogshead.

I think I hate Ted Koppel!

UP WITH MINI-SKIRTS!

Does this mean we are going to see an I, Bride of Frankenstein movie from the producers of Underworld sometime in the near future?

When you're sitting next to Trajan
and your sphincter starts a ragin'

Yeah I find myself constantly playing Fart or Shart too often now.  And losing.

Heh heh…Ni.

Hugh Jass?

That might be my favorite Sideshow Bob line.

He really wanted to play the role of Mr. Kerns

Louie: Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead.
Tony: No, what I said was: "He sleeps with the fishes". You see…

What about Welshy?

Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that … wait someone will get fired when this becomes a colossal flop.  Carry on.

Were the skeletons Jason and the Argonauts or something else?

It's a post tenth season Halloween special.  No matter when it was released something went wrong.

So, We Just Threw Something Together with Vampires: The Movie