Who would be left at CNN if this was implemented?

In all fairness Sean Hannity lacks a soul and feeds on human misery.  This is only making him stronger.

Oh, Marge. I went to thousands of heavy-metal concerts, and it never hurt me.

For Rossellini fans, is there a  good quality DVD release of India: Matri Bhumi?  Has anyone seen it?  I have wanted to see it for some time but have not had the chance.

If anyone wants me I'll be in my room

Needs more dog

Let's just say it moved me…to a bigger house! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

We still haven't tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, Tartar Control Duff, ohhh.

I remember Zima but never had one.  I assumed it tasted like someone had let Sprite ferment under a radiator or Scruffy's Toilet Sangria.  Has anyone here ever had one?

Thanks to that episode I can now distinguish between a pimple, boil, and a gummi bear.

No, that's not what I meant at all. You couldn't have gotten it more wrong. Please just sit down. I'm embarrassed for both of us.

Aw, I already knew that.

*Films documentary on  plight of The Narrator Returns*

The ring came off my pudding can.

Tu es Moleculo?

Off with Her Head edition: Henry VIII

Romulan?

With or without the severed head?

He hates these cans!  Stay away from the cans!

You have selected regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.