Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

How about "Oh my God…the PTA has disbanded!" or  simply "Nay." from Last Exit to Springfield?

My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it…can I have another one?

Who loved ya, Baby!

Either way I love when Ultraman fights the giant lizards and saves Tokyo from destruction.

In the name of love?

Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm.

Dr. Nguyen Van Falk?

I think you owe shit an apology for comparing it to Steven Seagal.  He is pure meecrob.

I would recommend braising him at a low temperature  with some shallots, garlic, and any pretentiously overpraised white wine.

I'll have a coffee

What about us brain dead slobs?

I thought they pulled that beer off that market after all those hillbillies went blind?

Homer, you should see a doctor — I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell.

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

By the way, congratulations on your new job,

Uh…Marge?

[taking notes] Kill wealthy dowager.

I was saying Boo-urns.

That's right: the stranger who walks amongst you is me, Bart Simpson!