Quiet You!

Homer, you can't just keep hanging out with these colobus monkeys. Somebody's going to get parasites.

Homer: Remember when I used to push you on the swing?
Bart: I was faking it.
Homer: Gasp! Liar!
Bart: Oh yeah? Remember this? ``Higher, Dad! Higher! Whee!''

@avclub-7f538a2a6877984c16a663af38fb84d3:disqus is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is *not* a porn star!

What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse!

He also thinks mounds bars, jolly ranchers, and twizzlers count as sprinkles and sometimes goes by the alias Homer J Fong.

Where's the money Lebowski?

She'll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene.

So, a round of applause for…this inanimate carbon rod!

I'm sure MTV would just rename the show America's Funniest Decapitations

Why not give one jerk a  hidden camera and point him in the direction of a mirror?  It'll cuts the show's costs in half.

How long before MTV finally produces Ow! My Balls!?  I'll set the over/under at 3 years.

Is The Black Cat available on a good DVD or Blu-Ray?  I have wanted to see it for awhile now but didn't know if a good print existed.

I love almost everything by him.  He could get the best performances out of actors who I normally do not like.  I would consider In a Lonely Place as his best film and Party Girl as a lesser known gem that deserves more recognition.

You have to have some hatred left over for Steve King and his Melon-sized calve fetishes or Louis Gohmert because he is literal shit brought to life.

I figure a Zombie Chris Brown may be more reasonable and rational.

[downcast] What a terrible waste. [perks up] Hi! I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot." For the next sixty minutes, we'll be seeing actual film of car crash victims. Here's an appealing…

Based on research done by the voices in Michelle Bachmann's head, the HPV vaccine causes mental retardation. 
 I think the cable media has some blame in their insistence in giving both sides time even if one side is correct/based on science and the other is bat shit crazy.

Crowd:
We need a cure! We need a cure!

His anti-vaccination positions are far more horrifying and detrimental than Kick Ass 2.  I guess his position assumes he actually assumes he actually gives a shit about people and is not just using the Newton tragedy to avoid promoting the film due to most likely monetary reasons.  Fuck Fire Marshall Bill!