'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English.

I definitely think that should be the advertising campaign for Milwaukee's Best.

Quiet you!.

Nah, stupid cows! Nyah, nyeah, nyeah nyeah, nyeah! Boo, boo, boo! Aah! Aah!

You're no girl, you're a boy. A good boy. You can be President — scratch that, you-will-be President!

Man: That medicine seems to be giving your son a lot of gas.
Abe: I assure you his belching is the result of an unrelated alcohol problem.

"I'll tell you what this is about Mr. Beneke. This is about you and me doing our best to keep Huell happy."

Jesse Pinkman breaks his glasses so he can't see that he is really Hitler, though Holly in a fit of anger sends him out to the corn fields with her telekinetic powers.  Hank is killed by an army of machines.  Skyler kills herself after walking off of a moving commuter train when it turns out the idyllic town she saw…

While that episode may have been better, we may not have gotten "Unusual Suspects", which is one of my favorites.

The AV Club

I think the key difference is that South Park is actually funny whereas Family Guy is not.  Seth MacFarlane believes that reference equals comedy.  The jokes mainly range from "hey remember transformers or GI Joe." to actually copying a scene directly from Office Space and inserting Family Guy characters.  If…

Two plus two is four.  Two plus two is four.  Two plus two is four.  Two plus two is four.

Long live Mr. Glitch!

So all we need to do is trick Russia into thinking the 700 club and fox news represent America's views by making those the only networks they can watch.

Surely you can't be serious

Also known as White Castle

Sharknado vs Mecha-Sharknado

All I could think of was this:
 Flanders: Ho ho ho, suckin' down the cider, uh?  Hey,
word to the wise —
           
[shows Homer a card] season pass!  It pays for itself after the  sixteenth
visit.  You know, most people don't know the difference between
apple cider  and apple juice, but I do. Now here's a little
trick to…

[Thunder Clap][Horses Whinny]

It would like to apologize to Raul Julia.