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Okay, USA!

I say Death Warrant or nothing.

Lisa: Dad, can I have some money to buy Bart a birthday present?
Homer: [entranced by a TV show of pretty girls dancing provocatively]
Mon-ney. [hands over a huge wad of bills]
Lisa: [riffles through it] Dad, this is a hundred and ten dollars!
Homer: Oh, sorry. [gives her the entire wallet]

No love for Cyborg or Lionheart here.  Also wouldn't Double Impact pole higher in a JCVD survey with a sample size of two?

I am shocked they could afford to stay at a Comfort Inn.

Smell like Streep for cheap.  Also I think this is one of the best guest stars for the series. Given the facts that the show just has guest cameos after season 10ish without any real reason other than they are famous makes me sad.

Yes it is and now in multiple flavors.  Was it the only grapefruit soda on the market?  It is also back in pog form.

Yet if Beyoncé had won then it would have violated the First Law of Kanye: No One Can Talk About Kanye or anyone he knows.  Therefore Taylor Swift had to win.

That's not his age in people years.  I believe he is actually approaching 314.

Are we allowed to talk about Kanye West's T-shirts?  Does this violate the talking about Kanye West rules?

I will question these numbers unless you are basing this on European diets.  Our average hamburger is approaching a pound.  Also we invented the meat lover's pizza.  Unless you are factoring in the fact that most fast food meat substances only have 20-30% actual meat than I agree with you.  Also I love this line from

Couldn't they just show Seven Samurai instead of the shitty remake?  They would still have the same theme and a better movie.

West Side Gory

Also Sharks-pear's Much A-Chew About Nothing.  [Hangs Head in shame and walks out to "Christmas Time Is Here"]

My friend had one and all I remember is that we ended up breaking his parents dining room chandelier.  I can only assume the games truly sucked as I don't remember those.

And Tanooki suits.

And yet the Power Pad still gets no love.

While I disagree with you on Mizoguchi, I do love Yamanaka.  Humanity and Paper Balloons is my favorite movie and it is a shame that all but three of his films were lost.  Did you get the new Masters of Cinema DVDs of his remaining movies?

Boys are from Mars,