You're not their supervisor!!!!

Homer: Marge! We're responsible adults. And —
Moe: [shoots] Whoops.
Homer: And if a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms
in a responsible way —
McAllister: [shoots] Sorry.
Skinner: [shoots] Uh oh.
Moe: [shoots] Me again.
Bart: [shoots] Sorry.

Well, Mr. Cat Burglar, you'd like to get in here, wouldn't you? There's just one little problem: 36 years ago, some lady gave birth to a man named Homer J. Simp — ohmigod: underage kids drinking beer without a permit!

http://www.theonion.com/art…

This is the country where the nuggets of gold are just crying out for
you to take them out of the ground and make 'em shine in coins on the
fingers and necks of swell dames.

I guess I can see your point about McKinley and Garfield.  But what the fuck did Lincoln ever accomplish?

In my book, it a naked painting of Rue Mcclanahan or nothing.

$1,836 sounds a bit steep.  Anyone buying one of these is just pissing money away.

Something was said…not good. What was it? "Don't yell at Homer!" No, that's OK. What was it? …Slow! They called you slow!

Lisa! You will respect your new mother. Now give her a kiss. Kiss her!

“The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take milk
for example. Why do we drink COW milk? Who was the guy who first looked
at a cow and said. “I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these
things when I squeeze ‘em!”  I figure the same reasoning applies here.  Or boredom.

Radish rosettes! These are hard to make. They're a very advanced race.

I think at best one could say this season had pretty good to moderately enjoyable episodes.  While there were some mediocre to a few bad episodes in the Harmon years, the majority were good to all time great episodes.  I don't care if the current show runners are given one to several seasons at best we are getting…

The gentleman's T?  Based on my love of Calvin and Hobbes, this episode deserved a barfing face sticker

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

If they can kill According to Jim they can kill Up All Night.  Of course I did see it on reruns at the gym and … Good Lord!! Choke!

Is she the unfunny actress married to David Duchovny or the unfunny actress from Dharma and Greg?  Of course that assumes they are actually two different people.

He made a huge mistake

Kristy Swanson?

Better Call Saul!