@avclub-201c363af83c1aa5fd0333aff0d48580:disqus You sir are even more amazing than an inanimate carbon rod.  When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house.

Bull's-eye!

To Serve Man … go tarts.  YOU MONSTERS!!!!!

I know exactly what kind of devil would appear as inside of each one of us rages a battle between good and evil.  "I am Evil Homer.  I am Evil Homer.  I Evil Homer."

I only wish he could successfully kill his career.

@avclub-6562c5c1f33db6e05a082a88cddab5ea:disqus I doubt he'll die soon as neither heaven nor hell want him.  Also my one regret is that I can only Like your comment calling for his death once.

Uh, Apu friend me good.

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

Well I know cousin Merle has had his problems with the Autobots but I would hardly … Oh you mean me.

I don't agree with his Bart killing policy.  But I do approve of his Selma killing policy.

I know you told me. But when I woke up this morning, I said, "Barney, you're not gonna lick that…" —

Actually even worse than that.  I was flipping through an old magazine and saw an advertisement for artificial margarine or an imitation of an imitation product.  This is essentially an artificial Garry Marshall film.

Are You Smarter than a MTV Programming Executive?

Michael Bay loves mindless spectacle like Michael Bay loves Michael Bay

Lindsey Lohan's still alive?

Requiem for a Dream 2?  The Woman with the Golden Arm?

Both of you have incorrectly spelled Jinx.

Would you except a Kaurismäki one instead?

@avclub-85f3375756047fba207ce9b85780313b:disqus That is my single favorite line from the show.  Also I enjoy how there are multiple breeds of dog swimming in the vat.

I'll never drink Red Tick Beer again either or not until they get their hops to dog ratio correct.