Pretty much the entire episode Much Apu About Nothing and my personal favorite lines:

That could have been me!

Also why did Homer not get out of it based on his tried and true system of claiming to be prejudiced against all races.

What? Oh no, I thought that was just a figure of speech. Case closed.

Homer: Jump, Free Willy. Jump! Jump with all your might!
[on the TV, Willy jumps over a rock barrier as a little boy
smiles, but a shadow looms on his face and the smile turns to
fear]
Woman: Oh, no. Willy didn't make it. And he crushed our boy!
Man: Ew. What a mess.
Homer: Ohh, I don't like…

Koalas are assholes

Happy birthday.  Here's a bus schedule.

Standard English Units = National Measure

Standard English Units = National Measure

I'm not your dad, I'm …. Gene Parmesan.

Not unless Abed told him.

Nostalgia is the only film by him I haven't seen.  I have heard the Artificial Eye and Kino (?) releases were not the best quality.  I really hope Stalker gets as this is my favorite film by him.  Does AE still own the UK rights because I would love to see MoC release both?

"To Start Press Any Key". Where's the ANY key? I see Esk ["ESC"], Catarl ["CTRL"], and Pig-Up ["PGUP"]. There doesn't seem to be any ANY key. Woo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a TAB.

I was saying Boo-urns.

Smokey the Bear Robot:
Only who can prevent forest fires?

I believe it's called foxnews.com

Coming up next: a Canadian couple who say they are deathly afraid of scorpions.

I do however like and often say "Take it outside Godboy"

Yeah and he definitely made Bart's "We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks a little!" comment slightly less funny.

Homer Simpson:
Well, are you better than me?