At least we know what his plan was for the soiled mattresses.  Fort Adventure rules!

At least we know what his plan was for the soiled mattresses.  Fort Adventure rules!

Don't Do What Donny Don't Does.

Don't Do What Donny Don't Does.

Sean: Kick him in the nards! Kick him in the nards!
Horace: He doesn't have nards!
Sean: Do it, do it!
Horace:  Wolfman's got nards!

I guess this has replaced Ghost Dad as the worst paranormal comedy ever.

Can we officially proclaim that Damon Wayans Jr. is the funniest Wayans?

Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

The following tale is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're
entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

The following tale is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're
entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

You dream about Andy Dick also?

You dream about Andy Dick also?

The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated.  We'll stay with the story all night if we have to.

The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated.  We'll stay with the story all night if we have to.

Can someone please explain why Billy Crystal is so revered?  From my what I have seen his claim to fame is a decent impression of Sammy Davis Jr., which would qualify him as a B-grade act in Vegas, and the phrase "you look marvelous".  Is there something I am missing or something I should see to convince me otherwise?…

Can someone please explain why Billy Crystal is so revered?  From my what I have seen his claim to fame is a decent impression of Sammy Davis Jr., which would qualify him as a B-grade act in Vegas, and the phrase "you look marvelous".  Is there something I am missing or something I should see to convince me otherwise?…

One, Jack Reacher needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a
time machine. Two, whenever Jack Reacher's not onscreen, all the
other characters should be asking "Where's Jack Reacher"? Three…

One, Jack Reacher needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a
time machine. Two, whenever Jack Reacher's not onscreen, all the
other characters should be asking "Where's Jack Reacher"? Three…

Dr. Zoidberg: Well, I'm taking this old shell to the dumpster, and maybe pick up some more of those potato chips Amy threw away.
Amy Wong: Those were toe nail clipings.
Dr. Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.