Dr. Zoidberg: Well, I'm taking this old shell to the dumpster, and maybe pick up some more of those potato chips Amy threw away.
Amy Wong: Those were toe nail clipings.
Dr. Zoidberg: A feast is a feast.

JAMES COCO ATE DONUTS
INSANITY PLAN

JAMES COCO ATE DONUTS
INSANITY PLAN

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

What bothers me most about american cheese is it's lack of a melting point.  When I get a burger with a slice of american, the cheese still retains its square shape.  This scares me a little.

What bothers me most about american cheese is it's lack of a melting point.  When I get a burger with a slice of american, the cheese still retains its square shape.  This scares me a little.

I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.

I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.

That may be my single favorite Homer sequence.  Has anyone here tried to eat 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting?  I think I could do provolone or cheddar but american would be pushing it.

That may be my single favorite Homer sequence.  Has anyone here tried to eat 64 slices of American cheese in one sitting?  I think I could do provolone or cheddar but american would be pushing it.

Your epidermis is showing

Your epidermis is showing

I thought it was because his mother was a radioactive monster and his father was a Fox News commentator.

I thought it was because his mother was a radioactive monster and his father was a Fox News commentator.

Just make a safer Mel Gibson pick like Bird on a Wire or The Passion of the Christ.  Though I guess both may convey your interest in enduring/enjoying torture.

Just make a safer Mel Gibson pick like Bird on a Wire or The Passion of the Christ.  Though I guess both may convey your interest in enduring/enjoying torture.

Now I would say Tokyo Story.  If I were running for president, I guess it would be Salo, which is basically the Republican platform anyways.

Now I would say Tokyo Story.  If I were running for president, I guess it would be Salo, which is basically the Republican platform anyways.

I think Lou Ferrigno would have made a great Victor Laszlo.  Also 
Adrienne Barbeau could have been Ilsa Lund.