I think Lou Ferrigno would have made a great Victor Laszlo.  Also 
Adrienne Barbeau could have been Ilsa Lund.

Four wrongs squared, minus two wrongs to the fourth power, divided by this formula, do make a right

Four wrongs squared, minus two wrongs to the fourth power, divided by this formula, do make a right

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, <and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?
[the monkey's paw closes its finger in understanding]
[a…

I'll make a wish that can't backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, <and> I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises. You got it?
[the monkey's paw closes its finger in understanding]
[a…

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this.
Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle
game and that's all I need… And this remote control. - The ashtray,
the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need… And
these matches. - The ashtray, and these…

And that's the only thing I need is *this*. I don't need this or this.
Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle
game and that's all I need… And this remote control. - The ashtray,
the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need… And
these matches. - The ashtray, and these…

Bart: Dad, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us
ignore Grampa?
Homer: Do I ever! It's five years later and I _still_ think I'm a
chicken. I'm a chicken, Marge!

Bart: Dad, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us
ignore Grampa?
Homer: Do I ever! It's five years later and I _still_ think I'm a
chicken. I'm a chicken, Marge!

The Bad Brains am winning again!  They are the greetest!  Now they are leaving Earth for no raeson!

The Bad Brains am winning again!  They are the greetest!  Now they are leaving Earth for no raeson!

Though it was unusual to spend 28 minutes reporting on a doll, this
reporter found it impossible to stop talking. It's just really
fascinating news, folks. Good night!
[Music starts playing and credits roll]
Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow
night, or you can turn to another channel.
…

Though it was unusual to spend 28 minutes reporting on a doll, this
reporter found it impossible to stop talking. It's just really
fascinating news, folks. Good night!
[Music starts playing and credits roll]
Oh, and the President was arrested for murder. More on that tomorrow
night, or you can turn to another channel.
…

In all Fairness Will, you did call Marsellus Wallace a bitch.

In all Fairness Will, you did call Marsellus Wallace a bitch.

Pass me the beans, Weirdie. Uh… I meant "Where de beans at, Weirdie? …uh, beans at, Weirdie?

Pass me the beans, Weirdie. Uh… I meant "Where de beans at, Weirdie? …uh, beans at, Weirdie?

He stole that from Keanu.

He stole that from Keanu.

Three words: beef bulgogi cheesesteak.  I had one this weekend and it was awesome.