I assume you mean other than Dick Cheney?

I love my Mapplethorpe dinnerware set.

I call the big one Bitey.  Marge vs the Monorail is my favorite Simpsons Episode.

I want to be a pirate whore also.  Call me Buttercup.

Well if my glasses had not broken I would have been able to see that.

I always thought this was based on an EC comic story.  There were a couple from The Vault of Horror and I think Tales from the Crypt with a similar feel and endings.  Does anyone know if they had something similar or am I incorrect?

Are you saying TheraBoo or TheraBoo-urns?

Anyone else here also Spartacus?

Can we all agree this was a stellar razzie year?  It was really the Bizarro 1942 Oscars with Bucky Larsen and Jack and Jill as the Citizen Kane and How Green Was My Valley of shitty, vile, adolescent comedies.

Rock the Casbah?

I have future host of Family Feud

Yeah that would be great.  They could always add The Brak Show, Home Movies, Harvey Birdman, and some of the stuff from the early 2000's.

Maybe they could remake Rhinestone with Channing Tatum and Taylor Swift

Farts of Endearment
The Fartist (I guess a basson could provide the appropriate musical cues)
The Farts and The Furious

Jiminy Jillikers!

Saucer Crab: Gozar of the tiny hut-people, now is the time for your weekly beating.

Uh, do you happen to need a messiah?

Won't somebody please think of the children!!!!!  My god if they stop rating films young and impressionable children may see something like Barton Fink

I always thought he designed the butternut squash as well.

No.  Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries