I assume most quests eventually involved searches for the mystical Hostess products, chips, and remaining uneaten cold pizza?

Any information on the possibility of a Vanilla Ice cameo?  Alien, Alien Rap!  Word!

I miss the olden days when you could just run horses off cliffs with no concern.

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Are you implying that Germans are bears?

I am assuming Armond White has already given this his pre-requisite 7 thumbs up complete with 3-4 complaints he will have with Pixar's Brave.

You Maniacs! You hurt Jake Lloyd's feelings! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

I still want Yummy Mummy cereal.  It was the second best Mummy inspired breakfast food ever.

Or Oscar Wilde.

Ceci n'est pas une pipe

What is the law?

Porn stars would also make for lousy jurors.

There really are not enough Police Squad or Naked Gun references around here.  Cigarette?

How about Log:The Movie?  Both are big, heavy, and wood.  Unfortunately Mr. Tatum is not better than bad so that could be a problem. 

Where is the bear patrol when we need them?

Sa-bro-teur

Mortimer Ichabod!

I could have sworn it was Margaret Thatcher's ass.

Great Caesar's Ghost!

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