Riots won't work anymore. You need to starve the beast, not hack and flail. Manage your money. Put it in a state bank. Ask your branch manager if they've sold mortgage backed securities to national banks. If they have, find another bank. Buy cd's instead of treasury bonds if you don't feel like supporting wars…

Wells Fargo is suffering like the rest of us because its competitors failed to perform due diligence before taking on risk. In addition, their acquisition of Wachovia will hardly give them monopoly power. They owe apologies to the Wachovia employees they plan to fire, but not to the general public.

These days, when people ask me why I'm not doing anything with my econ degree, it's easier than ever to explain why I've washed my hands of the financial industry.

I don't think all those cigarettes helped, either.

Oh my God! Is that a Zima?

Interplay lives
Interplay has survived, presumably from the royalties its catalog receives from Gametap. They are reportedly developing a Fallout mmorpg. If they succeed, I hope they put the drugs and hookers back in the game.

You freaks can keep tour violent appliances. My embezzlement couch paid for itself in two months.

What about all the anti-Semitic Tennesseeans? I'm pretty sure they'd like some credit for the Bush presidency.

Matt Damon is afraid that Sarah Palin would ban books. Matt Damon is afraid that Sarah Palin reads the book of Genesis in a literal, non-allegorical sense. Matt Damon is aware that the DNC might be spreading false rumors about Sarah Palin to make him afraid of her. Show me a strategist or a pundit who raises the…

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I wish the review had listed Vin Diesel's character's name. Every time I see the for commercial for this, I swear it sounds like Ms. Thierry is asking, "Are you a killer, Mr. Twat?"

I really enjoy being that guy
Studies have shown that cyclists who wear helmets are more likely to be involved in traffic accidents. Being unprotected makes riders more cautious.

There is no such thing as a legitimate news organization.

Also, the plural is mssrs., so you can hardly expect non-Francophones to keep that shit straight.

Hamlet 2…
targets…teen homosexuals…for herpes!

Why couldn't we get Richard Ayoade instead? Stupid NBC.

Obama's compromise will bring down oil prices because it makes investment bankers less panicky about an Obama presidency, not because it increases the supply of oil.

You always found room for a Simpsons reference in MYOF.

There's not a single misspelled word in this thread, unless you count Miller's superfluous hyphen.

No, he hates religion. God doesn't exist.

How long must we wait
before there's a "Nickelback on every $100 you spend" promotion? Maybe they could put a parkour course Three Doors Down from Alice's Restaurant. Shit. Rock really is dead, isn't it?