I have misplaced my pants.

Agreed. There's not a single bad song, but I was disappointed by the lack of a great one.

T-Dog is destined to be bitten by Walker Merle.

Also, if you were testing me, my avatar is Vault Boy. If you weren't testing me, I apologize for my douchebaggery.

You're right, it could still go either way. I accept that Ryan has some form of mental illness, but I'd really hate to find out that he's waist-deep in psychosis. I'm a little Pollyanna about Ryan and Wilfred.

I don't know why you sent me a copy, but I like how everyone who walks behind her slips and falls. I thought that was a nice, subtle touch.

I disliked the ending. I prefer Jason Gann's belief that the show is about a magical dog helping a man find his identity and recover from depression. If that isn't the case, then this whole season has been about the hallucinations of a man who disconnects himself from the theft and violence he commits on a daily basis.

Austrian scholars recently found some well preserved newspapers from the 18th century. Among the headlines: Mozart Composes for Orchestra. AGAIN.

Allegedly. He allegedly only killed two people.

Great. Now I'm fantasizing about Ellen asking Portia, "What do you want me to do with these neckbeads?" That's where the fantasy ends, because I can't and shouldn't imagine what happens next.

That's just more Ben Afflecks to kill.

Did you guys hear that? It was like some kind of a noise.

@PH You're close. It was Beaver Falls.

Their favorite philosopher was an atheist, their favorite economist is Jewish, and if we can somehow turn the Christian right on to algebra, we'll hit the trifecta.

The Christians were only Roman in the sense that Kurds are Iraqi or Turkish.

That link took almost a foreign nation. Does anybody know if Skip Gates ever got back into his house?

FYI America's priorities and the topics of shows on TLC are mutually exclusive. No need for bunched panties.

Can't it be both?

@ Holly: Repressitol

She's available for parties!