I'd like him better if he were a busty bad-ass copy from the future.

Holy shit! Could this place be any more like the Algonquin Round Table?

Yee Yee never got laid anywhere. You'll never get me to believe that.

Does your penis have a gyroscope for motion control?

It was FUCKING TERRIBLE, because FUCKING WOMEN don't know FUCKING ANYTHING about FUCKING COMEDY!!

How much fuck Elizabeth Banks??

Tentacle sex.

I concur. Your son gives terrible blowjobs.

And he gives TERRIBLE!! blowjobs!

Wake me up when they post the Gateways to Geekery on The Cheesecake Factory

Are you implying Wonder Woman shouldn't look like a streetwalker?

yeah that's smart basing your opinion of an artist on how you feel about other artists she's been compared to and not actually listening to her music yourself

all you stupid fuckers are using "beg the question" wrong.

5. Horny?

horny?

Let's be honest. There's always a little soup on your desk, isn't there? You sad, drooling half-wit.

I'm O.K. with killing several dozen more stagehands if it results in a really fabulous Spider-Man Broadway musical spectacle.

Two days late:

Fibber McGee and Molly holds up better than Clarissa Explains it All, bitches.

The show is not all about meeting the mother. Just saw the rerun of the first episode this weekend, and Bob Saget says something like, "It's a long story. Sit back and enjoy it." The show is all about telling stories.