e.e. cummings variation:

YOU COMPLETE ME, MOTHERFUCKER!!

Bourdain
I liked Kitchen Confidential, but I almost never watch No reservations.

poot

I challenge you to make that argument, believing you can't because nobody has ever watched even one episode of "Outsourced."

John Boehner and Rick Santorum

There's nothing wrong with "Garden State" that couldn't be fixed by draining about 50% of the pixie out of Portman's character and adding about 50% more scenes of people doing horrible things to Braff.

I would give her half a grade higher than she deserves for her term paper.

@oy! - believe me, when you fuck a fat woman, you know you've been fucked. A fat woman is going to satiate her appetite, unlike them skinny girls, who are usually thinking about the next time they're going to vomit.

O.K., I'll be the asshole. boo, you're a lazy fuck.

But what if he said "MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE THAN THE EXPENDABLES!!!"?

I find the Blaine kissing Rachel episode horrifying.

@GwsCDLDr: if you could combine your Charlie Daniels material with detailed discussions of tentacle sex, you would be the greatest gimmick poster ever!!

Did I just imagine that?
This made me think of the Spider-Woman cartoon, which aired around the same time. I couldn't tell you if I really watched it, and I'm pretty sure it wasn't intended to be funny, but this article made me think it might have actually existed.

Part of what I like about that story is that it confirms all my prejudices about pitching a show to a network. Neither the pitcher nor the network has to have any idea what the show is about.

Backstory on this feat of programming genius
Mark Evanier talks about how this came to be aired on his blog:

Snappy!

Mightn't a musical separation from Meg be liberating for Jack?
This is a fascinating discussion, but, sadly, the thing that stood out for me is that Noel used "mightn't." Is this a misbegotten attempt to worm your way into my heart, you magnificent bastard?

Incivility is always called for, you silly cunts!

begging the question?