I agree with Futon Torpedo, only with more words.

Who can't make a Dutch oven campfire cake? Putting it ON the campfire was a bad idea, though. Next to the campfire is a much better idea.

OF COCK!!!

I like to think of myself as
one misshapen but curiously beautiful lump.

@ Mbs

I'm still waiting for somebody on this thread to talk about the history of cleavage. Where did it come from? Where is it going?

Teadoust!!!

All right, enough kidding around. The real reason Kevin James keeps getting work?

Glenn Beck has less testosterone than Coulter.

A lot of people have the same response to Megan Fox.

Raise 6 million dollars and make a desperately earnest movie that, because of the genius of your devotion to Ms. Foster, will become a cult classic, discussed by cinema nerds around the world, and Ms Foster will find herself inevitably drawn to you by your auteur magnetism (How does it work?).

I read the first 14 paragraphs of this article and I don't think . . .
it's about Carny after all.

They should have stopped
with The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Let's just be honest, Leonard Pierce is kind of a boob.

Not true! The blood of Christian babies gives me searing gas pains - right here! - and rock hard constipation for days.

I'd go with dumbshit over tool.

Firefly is in my heart.

First time I've heard of her
All right then. Off to self-immolate!

Let me just add to the love for HELLO HOMOSEXUALS.

Yeah, old dudes need to go to the medicine cabinet before they can even start to think about shooting.