Fuck all y'all. Taco Bell is amazing. I was there tonight, and you can see the joy on the faces of everyone waiting on their food. People discuss order strategies with each other, trying to find the best combination of items. When there are 30 or so things to choose from that all sound amazing, it's hard to choose.…

This is still a really fun game with game genie/save states. I wish the 2.5D brawler came back as a genre. Everyone loves this shit and Streets of Rage/Golden Axe.

Use BBQ sauce or hot sauce.

Ketchup is a corn syrupy sweet mess. Sliced tomato with celery salt is not.

Yellow mustard, neon relish, diced fresh onions, tomato slices, a dill pickle spear, celery salt, and sport peppers (optional).

I always thought it was "TEXT ME."

It wouldn't surprise me if the Arab royalty sketch was sort of based on the two Arab guys who bid disturbing amounts of money on articles of clothing worn in the ring by WWE's women wrestlers. Or if that sort of thing is happening regularly on ebay.

Girl at a party, Drunk Uncle, and Anthony Crispino are at least 75% the same sketch at this point. Please retire the the two that aren't Drunk Uncle.

Indeed.

Dennis spelled backwards is sinned. So maybe he's supposed to be the opposite of sinning then? That makes it even more of a fall from grace.

Dee is a bird, heh heh.

Yeah, there's no way the US title is not on the pre-show of WM.

Really bad episode. They did not forward anything outside of McMahon/Authority angles and the divas picture this week. Almost no wrestling at all on this show. Endless recapping. Camera crew trying to give the audience seizures in the overrun beatdown. No focus on the IC or US titles at all. The Usos still not able to…

Where's that metal dealie you use to dig food?

They could have just fined him and taken him off TV for a few weeks. That would have prevented all this bad PR.

Kane tearing through the ring is something that only seems to happen at the end of a show.

There have already been so many callbacks this year. I sure hope this is the sendoff for a lot of those characters.

I thought this was about as conceptually as ambitious at Charlie Work, if not technically so.

I'm with Perkins. Barely laughed last week, but loved this one. Easily best of the season. Then again, I said last week that Frank and Charlie episodes are usually my favorites, and they were barely in it last week.

People who actually live in Chicago and work in the city don't spend any time on the Edens.