"I haven't laughed that hard since my last business transaction" is something I think I say in real life at least once a week. That, and "I'm going to go look for that baby deer one more time."

Choosing a favorite Stella episode is like having to pick a favorite child, but I think Vegetables is my favorite, just because the design of the apartment farm is just so hilarious. Also, every time I take a drink after working in my garden on a hot day I think of Michael Ian Black cautioning me against getting the…

Oh man, it's so hard to limit favorite Stella quotes to just one.

That's the first thing my sister and I ever say in response to any campaign ad we see on TV. "[Candidate X] has no opinion on motor scooters?!"

That Mitchell & Webb sketch is so fantastic.

That fake realtor is the worst — he's fake-showing the couple houses that don't meet any of their criteria! How will they ever find a house at this rate, other than the one that they actually moved into a month before filming started?

::sad hoot::

Needless to say, the action missed you too. :(

It's always exciting to finally dig deep into the crisper drawer at the end of the season and pull out all the bags of unidentifiable green liquid.

NEVER FORGET!

I've been surprised at how well nuDisqus with the script has worked today for me, which is a first for my work computer. Normally it can't handle even the most basic of tasks, but seems to be effortlessly loading all the comments at once, oldest to newest, and very cheerfully loading each new comment as I come across…

Aww, it's good to know you're giving the neighborhood kids some culture.

Congratulations on being such a legal badass!

Good grief but the Metro division sucks. I've been busy and traveling and shit, so have had the good fortune of only seeing one Devils game so far this year, but I had to laugh when I heard how bad all the other teams are. Winlessness isn't so bad when everyone else is doing it too.

Your cat is so helpful! One of my cats is such a lousy predator that she once let a housefly land on her nose. I can only imagine the same would happen with a bird if one got in the house.

Congratulations on not dying in the parking garage! That's awesome!

Yowza! Ten miles? That's either insane or awesome, depending on how much puking it requires.

Wow! Congratulations on all the running! A while back I read an article about some colossal Estonian ferry wreck, where the analysis of the survivors was that the only people who got out alive were the strong and fit; this is something I've been really cognizant of since starting working out. Every time I find that…

Aw, I'm sorry the 50-pound-mark is being such an asshole, and that you haven't been feeling well. I'll keep my fingers crossed that you're in ship-shape condition next week and way lighter than you think.

What the fuck? 2000? That can't be possible. Please tell me you're lying! ::hyperventilates::