Well, yes, now that I'm an adult I can react appropriately and sob.  But as a kid?  I was diving under my seat in fear.  AND GOD, THOSE PAJAMAS!  THE HORROR!!!

WOO HOOOOOOO!!!!  Congratulations!  That's totally awesome news!

My birthday's the 28th!  May definitely rocks.

Holy crap, @avclub-650791898dd05ac4d665569d95c8ba08:disqus — that sounds like an actionable offense.  Surely there's something in the employee handbook that prohibits torturing one's coworkers like that.

High five!

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus Making appointments is for quitters.

Smacky's right.  Beards are HAWT, yo.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Thanks, Hat!  It's… going.  I felt like I was flying high at the conclusion of Week 1, but Week 2 is kicking my lardy ass.  (I'm in such pathetic shape.)  My tactic of telling everyone I know that I'm doing it — to keep myself accountable — is paying off, though.  A…

Suddenly I'm craving pineapple salsa…

@LJo1:disqus Hi LJo!

Dude, I just got a Vitamix recently, too!  I guess my KitchenAid couldn't handle simple jobs like boozy milkshakes, so when it crapped out I decided to splurge.  I only just used it for its intended purpose (boozy milkshakes, natch) last night and HOLY FUCK.  It's AMAZING.

Happy birthday!  I think you're never too old to celebrate like you're 8 — have a fantastic day!

I've been pushing the Gertrude agenda for a couple of years now.  With olde-tyme names so trendy, it's only a matter of time before Gertrude explodes — get in on the ground floor now!

I know it's been said many times before in these parts, but it bears repeating: your boss is a gem.

Yeah, that sounds like a fun job in my book.  (I… may lack ambition.)

Low - "Dinosaur Act"
Odd Nosdam - "Untitled Three"
John Zorn - "Poverty (Once Upon a Time in America)"
Air - "Surfing on a Rocket"
Alessandro Stefana - "Fiori Campionati"

The title really ratcheted it up to being a work of art.

@avclub-d019eb089e65903455cc52308f00b997:disqus Yup, that was high school to a T for me, too.  Of course, I stupidly went to a prom with an upperclassman friend when I was a sophomore.  The prom was on a boat.  So that was a fucking nightmare from which I literally couldn't escape.  When my actual prom rolled around…

Oh god, the dangling, tickling phantom hairs.  Those drive me nuts!  And the ass-crack hairs…  ::shudder::

Like everyone else is saying, with big eyes like yours you'll look fantastic bald!