Yeah, at this point Bamon is the only thing I might tune in for next season.

SO. MUCH. WORD. Especially the anti-climactic Bonnie return. Why finally bring her back if her return would make so little difference in her best friends' lives? And Enzo's vendetta is just stupider and stupider. Does he really have nothing better to do?

"No-humanity Caroline is incredibly boring, sorry. The first episode when
she was negotiating for one year without humanity and being all
uber-controlled-evil was at least a different spin…"

"His sudden extreme vampire loathing, while
fairly understandable, feels like it's coming out of left field."

Yeah, once again I don't see the point of Enzo's character on this show. He nearly has a stroke when he sees Lily, because she's the most evil person he knows — yet all we see is that Lily rescues a dying Enzo, gives him eternal life, and doesn't even force him to join her evil coven. If she's his Maker, shouldn't…

** slaps Alan senseless with a DVD of "Frozen" **

Heh…the curse of the genre show fan. We live to dissect minutiae…( :

Unless I misunderstood this episode (entirely possible), Nick and the gang didn't actually kill Sven. Granted they would have to keep him warm until he got to jail, but that was possible. I thought he chased them out and was overcome by the cold — not really the same thing.

Oooh Oooh! **waves hand** Is it "Witchy Woman" by the Eagles?

LOL! I'll make the t-shirts….

AMEN to all of this, and especially his bizarre endorsement of Adalind's possible murder. I know she's screwed you over, Renard, but she's still the mother of your child!

You know, I was afraid when Wu found about about Wesen that he would turn to the dark side and try to eradicate them. Instead, NOTHING happened. All that build-up to his big reveal, and the writers have reverted him to his old quippy self—with no apparent aftershocks from finding out that Monsters Exist.

Hey, at least the writers remembered that Nick still has super-hearing. And at least once a season they use his super zombie strength (which would have come in handy in this episode). So that's something…

EXACTLY. The ISIS sketch a few weeks ago was controversial, but unexpected — and hilarious. This predator teacher skit was just "boys really like being raped, amirite?" I somehow doubt they'd make the same joke with girls, so it just came off as sleazy and pointless.

Ack Ack, I completely agree. I really like McKinnon, but having her anchor nearly every sketch really points out her limitations (especially as an impressionist). I'm already sick of her Hillary, and I'm getting there with her Jane Lynch.

You know, back when SNL only had a couple black cast members they used to go nuts when they had black hosts. Every skit was racially-themed, as if they'd been saving up all these ideas they couldn't use before. I assumed that when the cast became more balanced, the jokes would, too.

IMO "rock star" Greg doesn't even look 24—I think he's drawn to be 19 or so. And is current Steven really meant to be around 12? He looks and acts (to me) like he's 7-9 at the most. Which would mean that Greg and Rose were together well over a decade before Steven was conceived.

But why would they tweak their appearances to look younger? Why bother to change for humans? And Garnet looked exactly the same.

1. Gross gushing blood and anguished screaming is defeating the entire purpose of frequent Shirtless Sasha.
2. Have we ever seen Bottomless Renard aka Sean Booty?

Unless I'm misremembering, Sean never even told Nick that he discussed Juliette's transformation with her before she told him. I don't think they've even had a scene together since this all went down. And now that he's sleeping with J…well, they're not gonna be bros anytime soon.