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When Tom Cruise is 80, he just won't have to wear latex masks to look like he's an old man anymore. That's a savings!

We can make that work. Alison Brie as Nora. Find me like a young Johnny Depp with no baggage. And, Dean Stockwell is still alive, so he can reprise his role as their child.

Yeah, they might need a new schtick. The Fast and the Furious and Mission: Impossible movies have better stunts these days.

I believe it was CGI-Bond tsunami-surfing that lost me.

well, let's see if my script for Grandson of Pink Panther gets optioned

"We don't have time to get you your own license to kill. Just…your name is Bond now, that's just how it is."

I'm not going to watch any movies based on anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a moviegoer, I don't want to do that.

A lackluster last couple entries is a Bond tradition. It paves the way for us to be over-enthusiastic about his eventual replacement

Just in case this wasn't clear, James Bond is not the same character as Doctor Who

"Actually, it's pronounced 'Shawn Bawn'"

Any list like this has to be taken with a grain of salt, and the vast majority of the albums they list really were very influential.

She retired from movie songs after "Face to Face" from Batman Returns. Quit on top!

That quote sounds like something out of a campfire ghost story

Yeah, how much for that place? It looks like people might pay us a lot to use as a filming location for the first act scenes of a Vegas movie where the main character is in a really bad place emotionally

Well, rewards are dumb and we all know this. But it got renewed, and that's more than we could have hoped for

OK, first things first, WTF is Bring It On: Worldwide #Cheersmack

I rewatched the whole thing shortly after the last episode aired. What a season

that kickstarter is so old one of the contribution rewards was an Ouya

Kind of reminds me of video/performance artist Chris Burden:

I agree. Michelle Pfeiffer is maybe to sultry for Jan. You need someone effervescent but sharp. CZJ would have been excellent casting.