wait, is this like a procedurally-generated trollbot? you're failing the turing test right now

Stop doing really well at things and then abruptly not doing them anymore!!

so this is what you've decided to do with your afternoon

"I'm honored to have been elected mayor, but I really don't think we need an acronym for this…"

ah yes…we were joking about that…and that was clear to all of us and none of us did anything

Can Wonder Man carry his own movie? And, is it even worth trying in an MCU that doesn't have the rights to Beast?

don't open the Organic Green until after Memorial Day

If I didn't have internet, I wouldn't have to know about any of this

I was hoping this article would be about Bummer and Lazarus

If I can watch a fifteen-minute scene of people speaking Dothraki or whatever, I can handle a little Ancient Greek

It's a 3 out of 5. Aubrey Plaza might be the weakest link actually, her character's motivations are never entirely clear beyond a need to be chaotically zany.

It's definitely campier than I remembered, what with fembots and all, but Lindsay Wagner is somehow timeless. She has kind of a Jane Fonda quality, like she's just effortlessly confident.

I would MAYBE allow Ancient Greek. But I'd still be marginally disappointed.

Wait, so on the island they all speak English with a Gal Gadot accent?

I also loved the Lynda Carter show, although in hindsight it was pretty campy, and maybe I mostly liked it ironically. In fact, it's no Bionic Woman. Yeah, I guess it's okay to put it down.

That follow-up sounds like it would have cheapened the original. I think the occasional ocarina-playing was mention enough.

Yes, credit to Dan Harmon: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

A lot of ladies made it through the eighties without donning the lady-mullet

I feel like she had some bad hair years

Days in the courtroom… aren't so fun /
Come to the night court… everyone /
Your frown's on trial /
Approach my smile /
I sentence you to stay a while