get well ONJ

dude stop saying lead

what, I'm perfectly willing to tolerate Kathy Griffin holding Donald Trump's severed head

This is true. I would say that the ratio in Captain America was acceptable to me, but on the other hand I actually like the MCU movies so my tolerance for that kind of nonsense is generally higher. For me, Iron Man 2 and Ant-Man both crossed the line

Yeah, I think some hearts are probably in the right place, and if this wasn't an existing-IP, part-of-a-shared-cinematic-universe thing, I'd be more inclined to see it as a step in the right direction generally. But even then, a movie for girls is a sad consolation prize for current events.

that is a very good sign

I should have said EuroTrip. You look at the DVD cover and you're like, 'whoa, does this version have Michelle Trachtenberg's boobs? Is that what the MPAA didn't want me to see!??!" But it does not have Michelle Trachtenberg's boobs. You're just watching a longer, even less funny version of EuroTrip

I realize it's not a positive sentiment, but…our country elected the 'grab them by the pussy' guy, knowingly. We all saw the tape, and we still made him the most powerful man in the world. The idea that any Hollywood blockbuster could be some kind of salve for that is kind of repellant to me.

Dear AVClub Reviewers:
My interest in this film is inversely proportional to how much it teases other superhero movies, so I'd really appreciate if you mention in the review how much that happens

yeah, he's the 78-year-old white man we need to bring us out of the patriarchy

I'm not sure I entirely agree…it's true that superheroes were created for children, but that was eighty years ago. When superhero comics came back in the 50s and 60s, it was clear that a lot of the readers were college students and adults nostalgic for their childhood; by the 70s and 80s, it was pretty…

usually "unrated cut" actually means "here's the movie plus a bunch of crappy scenes that we cut out for pacing or runtime reasons, and since we never intended for this to be released theatrically we didn't submit it to the MPAA for rating"

I get that sentiment, but I don't think you should forget that this is a commercial enterprise first and foremost, and thus neither a good platform nor barometer for womens rights in America. Its goal isn't to give little girls inspiration, so much as it is to get little girls to buy tie-in merchandise and justify a…

Oh man, the people who made The Little Hours are going to be super bummed that this list was inspired by the anniversary of Sister Act and not by them

Heh, why has that never occurred to me before

No corners (it's a disc). I don't know what they think is on bottom.

That's an amazing Bowie impression. Also, too soon, I'm sad again now

No, because it's always day somewhere and night somewhere else, which you can prove with skype or whatever

Three other sides? I'm not sure I understand the question…

if you change the first line to "Earth is any shape you want", you'll get the more traditional haiku syllable structure