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You're right that I shouldn't assume youth in these cases…I went back and forth on using the word 'young', because I really have no basis for that assumption, and it's a very relative word anyway. When I read terms like "concern troll" or whatever, I tend to think "this is a person who grew up with the internet

Amber Heard is one of those very rare actors who, even though she's been in plenty of stuff and I've seen more movies than any person should, somehow I haven't seen any of the movies she's in. (I've seen Zombieland, but she's not billed particularly high, so I'm guessing it was a cameo.) So yeah, I have no idea who

You're trying to educate yourself in a very hostile environment…I think that's commendable. AVClub is better than a lot of sites, but it's still the internet. I'm sorry people are jumping down your throat.

If I don't see eye to eye with someone, I have a choice: I can try to enlighten them, or I can be an asshole. You made your choice.

So, for the longest time I had a knee-jerk reaction to anyone who used the term "social justice warrior" or "SJW", because those people are, by and large, the worst.

Yeesh…I mean, I'm sure it works for her, and yeah, she's free of our petty human weaknesses, but I think I'd be pretty bummed if I was with her. Passion and lust are what make sex so fun in the first place, right? It's like…I know a guy with no sense of smell or taste. He's still gotta eat, but…oh man.

Horizons was my favorite too. It had that bit where you see people in the future communicating with each other via TVs, where each room had an animatronic family talking to real people on a TV. And the orange grove in the desert, which smelled super orangey.

Upvoted for courage

Too much grind, not enough fluff. This game's for munchkins.
(I just learned all those terms this week)

This is sitcom writing, we gotta dumb it down a bit

Well, yeah, sort of, but that 'not counting' clause obscures that fact that pretty much every woman Peter Parker ever showed a sexual interest in either wound up married to, was related to, got thrown off a bridge by, or was herself a supervillain.

Ah, well, let me shock you yet again, true believer! There was a good stretch from, I'm going to say, late 70s to late 80s when Peter and MJ broke up. In the interim, he had several relationships, probably most prominently with the Black Cat.

No, I think you're done.

How many spectrums is Sheldon ON?! *laugh track*

I think you're too emotional about this topic to have a coherent discussion about it, so, maybe get over that and come back some time

Thor had a different love interest depending on the decade, basically. It was Jane Foster in the 60s, but as Thor's stories got more and more Asgard-centric, having him date a human made less and less sense. (I think this is also happening in the movies, incidentally.) I don't think any comics nerds have a particular

I'll give you the long version, because you deserve it!

Yes, they briefly showed her face on a computer screen in Avengers

you mean that one broke girl.