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Saw somebody say someplace: The first one's about FEAR, the second ANARCHY, and the third shall be ORDER. Sounded as good as anything i've heard.

David the Gnome, Biatch.

*toilet flushes*

Haven't you been paying attention? He's a tragic hero!

… it's just a thing…

In order: The Town, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Hot Tub Time Machine (just to show my girlfriend), 40 Year-Old Virgin (ditto), Wet Hot American Summer (plus farts), Wizards, Pulp Fiction. That was my Sunday.

He can eat a pizza in the shower with a bunch of naked dudes.

Twas a make-up Oscar. They give those now.

We are all aware that no one HAS to read anyone else's twitter updates, right? Twitter isn't the news. People can say whatever the fuck they want.

Is a drunk asshole, famous for doing the stupidest shit imaginable, that killed himself and his friend for no reason the same as a soldier that died taking orders from his boss? Or is joining the armed forces the same as driving drunk because one should be able to understand the risks before deciding to do either?

Yeah, so clearly these guys know all about class.

People who spend their every waking moment seeking publicity get their dead asses talked about when they kill themselves.

I care because you do.

He's right
About manipulative scores forcing opposite reactions. Sherlock Holmes has this absurd deep-bass slide whistle noise whenever something takes a bad turn. I guess it's supposed to physically induce stomach churning rather than Ritchie actually earning it through story or performance, but it just pissed me off

I guess he could do it from inside a melting clock.

This is not my beautiful stapler!

Channing Tatum- In a movie about fighting called Fighting
Paul Walker- In a movie about thieves taking things called Takers
Yep, sounds about right.

Who? Why? Murder!